I'd love to hear from you! Drop me a line ... especially if it concerns an inheritance from Nigeria.

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Czesc. Jak sie masz? Chcesz mi napisac krotki list? Tylko musisz … oh wait, whoops! This isn’t Dom Polski, is it …?

Anyway, if you feel like dropping a line, please don’t. That shit is against the law!

However, if you want to send me a message instead, please do! I’d love to hear from you, as  long as you’re not trying to sell me viagra or Russian brides (especially as part of the same transaction). I’m not falling for that again!

Well, maybe I’d consider the Russian thing one more time. That was one perky ride! “Hey now!”

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I'm just messing wit' you!
No, seriously. Hand it over now. I'm not going to ask a third time ...